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The Europan invasion begins.

[Europan space craft]

This photo was taken at a hill-top overlooking the city of [CENSORED] in [CENSORED].

Two weeks ago, we noted the discovery of a large comet heading from the Jovian moon, Europa, towards Earth. That comet has now stopped, out of the range of view by the naked eye. It is visable using telescopes or simple zoom lenses on cameras. It can be best seen over the town of [CENSORED], just fifty miles north-west of [CENSORED].

The beams of light were not visable to us until we got back to the dark room and developed our photographs. Just ever-so-slightly outside the human eye's colour range. We calculated where the light pointed, at at that spot the following morning, we found that a golfing range had been destroyed. Fortunately, no-one was present when the attack happened. [What's left of a golf course]

This photo was taken at the scene just moments after the explosion. The golf course has been totally destoyed and the camera film had blotches cuased by the radiation. There is still a question mark over the identity of the yellow mass at the bottom of the picture.

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