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Crocks
The exact origin of the term "Crocks" is a bit obscure. The obvious choice would be from the old Earth reptile "Crocodile", a beast from pretty much the same econiche. However, that leaves the mystery of why "Crocks" and not "Crocs". Several alternate and more unlikely proposals have been suggested. Maybe "Crock" as in piece of pottery, faulty or unreliable transport mechanism, or person of numerous disabilities and problems.

None seem likely. The facts are Crocks are large, (up to 10m), carnivorous sleptiles of vast low cunning. It is perhaps this cunning that makes them quite such sources of horrid fascination.

Apparently on old Earth the distinction between "sapient" of which man was the only example, and "non-sapient" was large and clear.

Whether Crocks are sapient or not will remain the subject of endless heated debate for all time. Indeed it was this debate that triggered the "sap level" intelligence scoring system. Crocks are sap level 70 with standard deviation 20.

What is certain is that the intelligence is ruthlessly and entirely selfishly applied to finding and eating. They have no sense of community. (Although in times of famine they will display "pack" behaviour to capture smaller species, and then promptly and without warning switch to cannibalism.) They have no language.

Fenmen will relate endless tales demonstrating (conclusively) one or other side of the sapience argument. Indeed Crock tales have long since evolved into a highly developed art form consisting of several genres ranging from horror to humour.

Crocks were the natural control on the Hippigs. Mans domestication of the Hippig ultimately saved both partners from, as the Fenish saying goes, being the shit of Crocks.

Crock tales.
Crock tales are the most common genre of folk tale amongst the fenlings. Although there are several subgenres such as horror, humour and survival skills teaching, all crock tales are bound together by the following common threads.... It is the last point that renders Crock tales different from other folk tales. What ever the moral, whatever the skill taught, whatever the joke may be. The fens themselves always have the last laugh.

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