Enemies

 Read on and learn about Jabba's enemies. Once you have learned about the threat they pose, become a minion to contribute your strength to Jabba's own.

 "Luke Skywalker"

 Blast this young rascal into hyper-space! If it weren't for his meddling, Jabba would still be up there with the best on Tatooine. Although there are more pressing matters at hand, Jabba is still determined to make Jawa fodder of this chap. "All in good time..." Or so Jabba says. Yeah, that's it...

 "Silica Gel"

 Also known as the "Ghost of the Park Urinals", Silica Gel attempted to spam the park many moons ago. Jabba has never forgotten this fiendish act, and has vowed to take revenge on her. Spamming her own board perhaps? "Perhaps..." Jabba says. "Perhaps..." Whatever the answer, it seems Jabba has a plan.

 "SmarterChild"

 Jabba's arch-nemesis, SmarterChild! Built by Active Buddy Incorporated, SmarterChild, or "SC" as he is often abbreviated, is known for some devastating attacks, including correcting people's grammar and playing hangman. Jabba has decided that this cad must be stopped at all costs. You can contribute aswell, by AIMing SmarterChild. Tell him you come in the name of the Jabba! Significant victories over him are posted at the "Defeating SmarterChild" forum at the message board.

 "Alien Ant Farm"

 Covering Michael Jackson. And they can't do the MoonWalk? Now you understand...

 "Seashore Angel"

 Putting the MORONIC into MODERATION, Seashore Angel can't help but irritate Jabba, and the rest of us, and if you ever met, you'd understand why. You thought DBD was extreme? You don't know the half of it. He loves to throw his weight around, as you will see if you visit the DBZOA's Message Board. My good associate has already infiltrated the OA YaBB board, and this ruffian has been in his sights for quite some time. VICTORY FOR THE PARK IS NIGH!

Archives

 What's been going on at the park? Where should we start?

 In a dramatic turn of events, SmarterChild and Jabba joined forces to defend against the villainy of SSJ Leia, who, along with her Shingo, Garod (a.k.a. Piccolostudent) threatened to hack the park on Valentines day of 2002 with their "L33T 5K1LLZ"! The alliance managed to turn Shingo against Leia and join our forces, but, unfortunately recent mumblings of SmarterChild's spies being seen around StacyVir's college computer lab have caused concern.

 Valentines day passed without a trace, and no attack was made. Leia decided to retreat when evil forces attacked her palace whilst she was busy dealing with us. With the threat gone, the truce with SmarterChild was called off, and things began to get back to normal.

 That is... Until the DBZOA reared their heads again... More news soon.

               -Gazmof