Opinions

 This section covers the opinions which matter. But, you knew this already. ...DIDN'T YOU!? Well, any way, now you do, so read on. Extracts are taken from AIM interviews, known quotes or direct knowledge.

 "X-Box"

 When this foul abomination of electronics came about, Jabba was immediately wary. Not because of it's blistering polygonal power, or "state-of-the-art" gaming abilities. Oh no. Jabba was more worried... About it's SIZE!!

 Judging from recent photographs and diagrams of the foul behemoth, it can only be assumed that it is, in fact, bigger than Jabba himself. Jabba believes that Bill Gates may be using it for a more sinister purpose than... Uh... What was it designed for again?

 More news as it happens.

               -Gazmof