The Truth

 I see you have decided to look into the other side, to see what is really going on on the 'net. Here are all the latest things which are going on at the park. And remember, you can help us spread the truth further, by becoming a minion!

 "Nutter Quest"

 Nuts out! Can you remember this fiend? Known for his vast array of "witty" jokes and comments, Lee Nutter roamed the world at the peak of his career, four years ago. He specialised mainly in stupidity, and fell silent right at his peak. For four years, nothing was heard of him. We all thought he had long given up his quest for humour, but evidently not. During a heated conversation at the park, he appeared in a new guise, but Jabba, nor I, were fooled. We knew at once that this "new" threat was none other than Lee Nutter. He had returned.

 His attacks on the park are sparse and random, but they are always nothing short of hilarious. Hilarious in their sheer stupidity of course. Lee Nutter's new name? "Sushi Jackass". Jabba wishes to enlist your help in defeating this fiend. Have you seen him in past or present guises? If so, where? Do you know him personally? Has he ever charged head-first at you on safari? If so, Jabba needs to know about it, so this fiend can be stopped! Email Jabba or myself, Gazmof if you have any information.

 "Jabba's Defeat"

 You thought Jabba was defeated during the early parts of "Return of the Jedi" didn't you? Admit it!! Well, you were wrong. Ever since then Jabba has been biding his time, waiting for his revenge. His power was severely damaged, and his authority in the criminal underground waned significantly. Jabba has since realised that there are better ways to get what you want, and has enlisted the help of me to build the park, so that new allies can heed the call, and old enemies may beware.

 "Leia's Slave Costume"

 Undoubtedly every male's ultimate fantasy was created by Jabba's good fashion sense. During the early parts of "Return of the Jedi", Princess Leia was captured and chained to Jabba, sporting some nifty golden clothing. This would later be renamed by rabid fans as "Leia's Slave Costume"

 "Park History"

 After the destruction of Jabba's ship at the face of the Sarlaac, Jabba had supposedly been "strangled" by Leia with the very chain that connected the two of them. However, we now know that Jabba did survive. With his reputation as a criminal mastermind in tatters, Jabba set about on a new way to defeat his enemies: The park. He enlisted the help of me, Gazmof, to construct it in all of Jabba's glory.

 Jabba had chosen me because, whilst on one fateful day of online PSO playing, I created a team, whose name was "Jabba's Park". Jabba clearly saw this as a reason for me to construct a permanent park. I obliged.

 Fortunately, there was a building site already available to me. As others may know, I had an original board of my own, but, thanks to slow internet connections, when I attempted to generate the board, I needed to refresh the page, which resulted in two boards. Seeing one board dormant, I decided to raise it and turn it into the park. The "effort" (?) paid off, and soon the park was the board where it really was "at". And now, this is where we continue from. With the park already well established as an ezBoard, Jabba says it's time to expand. And expanded we have. Where will Jabba lead us next? Time will tell. Sooner or later... Time will tell...

               -Gazmof