Things that make you go hmmmmmm.....

If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?

If seven eleven is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week, why do they have locks on their doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

If you threw a cat out the window, would it be considered kitty litter?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

Why is when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo.

Why is there a expiry date on Sour Cream?

If you arrested a mime would you tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why are they called hamburgers when they are suppose to be pure beef?

Why do psychics ask for your name?

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?

Why is there Braille on drive up ATM machines? - Submitted by Cassiopeia

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? - Submitted by Rita

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown, too? - Submitted by Stumpy

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot em? - Submitted by Stumpy

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - Submitted by Stumpy

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry? - Submitted by Stumpy

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, whats baby oil made of? - Submitted by Dan007

If progress is a good thing, and con is the opposite of pro, then whats congress? - Submitted by Dan007

If it is cloudy on Sunday.. Is it still called Sunday? - Submitted by Brian

If we throw rice at weddings, what do people from China throw... hamburgers? - Submitted by Karen

How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges? - Submitted by Isabelle

The following are all submitted by Stephanie:

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Who invented Lazy-Boy and where did he come up with the engery to? - Submitted by Curtis

Could a catipillar turn into a butterfly if it was claustrophobic?

The following are submitted by Leah:

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know that little indestructable black box that is used on planes?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

What happens to the wax in dripless candles? - Submitted by LuvinU14

Why are there interstate roads in Hawaii??? - Submitted by Katie

Why call a perm "Perm" when its only temporarily why not call it a TEMP? - Submitted by Tina

If a pirate buries his treasure map, does he have to make a map map? - Submitted by romy

If they're so close together, how come they're called apartments? - Submitted by romy

If superman had a child with lois lane would he only be able to hover? - Submitted by romy

If practice makes perfect and no ones perfect, then why practice?? - Submitted by Monica

Why do Kamakazie pilots wear helmets? - Submitted by Danielle

Why is abbreviation such a long word? - Submitted by Danielle

Doesn't an Audio-Book defeat the purpose of a book? - Submitted by Liquid-Terror

If perfect is the enemy of good, why does practice makes perfect? - Submitted by Anita Johnson

Why are plates called China? - Submitted by Hannah