I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right.
If I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. . . can I borrow yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight? . . . If not, I could leave and come back again.
Are you okay? . . . That fall from heaven must have hurt.
What happened to them? . . . your wings . . . they're missing . . . I haven't ever saw an angel without wings.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Can I check your name tag? ... I wanted to see if you were made in heaven.
You must be tired, because you've been runnin through my mind all day! - Submitted by Vix
Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out! - Submitted by Steve
Are you from Tennesse? 'Cause you're the only ten I see! - Submitted by Joel
Can I get some fries with that shake? - Submitted by Gorgy Porgy
You must be wearing space pants, 'cause you're booty is out of this world! - Submitted by Anna Ruelle
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away - Submitted by Daniel Kimberlin
Can I borrow a quarter? Because my mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams - Submitted by Joltman
Your name must be Gillet, cause your the best a man can get ! - Submitted by kiddo
Is your father a baker? Cuz you've got the cutest buns I've ever seen - Submitted by Terra
Do you have a map? 'Cuz I just keep on getting lost in your eyes - Submitted by MaVeRiC
Mmm! girl if God made anything hotter then you, I hope he kept it for himself. - Submitted by Lee and Kevin (Thanks guys! ;) )
When you submit some, please keep them clean!
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Last updated November 13, 1998