Whoez vous?

I suppose the proper thing to do would be to make introductions first. How do you do, I'm Colleen, Nice to meet you. And your name is?

Well I live in "Canada so they think I'm slow eh?" (Simpsons). More specifically, I live in the middle of nowhere. I'm sure that helps a lot because most of you think that Canada is the middle of nowhere. This is not true, however, my portion of Canada is the middle of nowhere. For further information concerning the location of the middle of nowhere please see the map to the right. (Thanks to Al)

I love the Boston Bruins. Even though I rarely watch hockey anymore but that's just cause I don't have time. I enjoy playing hockey although I am not on a team. I'm not a commitment person. When I got a job it almost killed me. Not to mention what a boyfriend did.....but we'll save that for the raunchy section

Speaking of my job, I am a sandwich artist (at least that's what the shirt says) at a Subway inside of a Beckers. There I pride myself on making dead subs for Steve. In my 1 year and 6 month career at Subway I have made 3 dead subs for Steve. A dead sub is a sub that is so mangled that it is unappetizing. The original dead sub was a roasted chicken on brown bread. It was cut into seven pieces. When I first got my job it ticked me off a lot because I had to ask for time off whenever I wanted to go somewhere. I'm used to it now, but it took awhile to accept that my time was not my time anymore.

This year I joined the yearbook club at my school and have been finding myself becoming increasingly interested in photography. This might be because I take 2/3 of the pictures for the yearbook. Not that I'm complaining, picture taking is cool, especially when you aren't paying for film or developing. Anyway our yearbook club really rocks this year, we've already won an award for our cover design which I can fortunately take partial credit for.

I play several instruments my favourite is the the BASS CLARINET. I play this at school in the senoir concert band and it rocks because I get to play the melody once in a while and I also get to play the cool bass lines too. I also play the soprano clarinet, the tenor sax (in jazz band), the alto sax, trumpet, trombone, and the piano. Don't pay much attention to most of those, it builds me up a little too much. The trumpet and trombone I play very little of and with no skill and I am only a grade 2 on the piano. My school takes a music trip every year and this year we shall be heading to Quebec City. Luckily I speak french slightly better than the title of this page may suggest so it should be interesting.

I have been going out with the same guy (IAN , aka: SLOTHMAN ) for over a year and he almost didn't go to prom with me! Oh well, it sucked anyway. I live with two insanely over-protective parents, a brother, a sister, a cat, a dog, a lemer, and a bowler hat. I usually have to get ticked at a lot of people because of my bowler hat; you see, everyone thinks it's neat to play with it so they whip it off my head when I'm not looking and go on an Oddjob (see James Bond, Goldfinger) trip and start whipping it around. The problem with this is that this hat was a birthday present and happened to cost fifty bucks. I'm not eager to dole out that kinda money because some idiot decided to play catch with my hat. Even when I explain this, most people still don't understand. They might if a garburator and I were playing catch with their $50 though.