Dear Foxy,
Every time I play NKOTB music my dog goes crazy and starts spinning around wildly, barking, and howling, and will not stop until I turn the music off. What should I do? I don't want to stop listening to my favourite music NKOTB!!!???
From Frustrated with my dogDear Frustrated,
Sounds to me like your dog has got a bad case of the "BSB syndrome" (BackStreet Boys who fantasize about being NKOTB and do their best to imitate them). I say: "Just SHOOT it"!
Dear Foxy,
You seem like an intelligent woman to me, could you help me with my problem? You see, every time I go to the bathroom, I've got this bad urge to kiss the poster of Joe I've got taped up beside the toilet. What should I do?
Doing the dirty deed
Dear Doing the Dirty Deed,
Whoooaaaa! Now, there are just some places where NKOTB posters are inapropriate: at work, on a pin on your sweater, in your living room, and definitely NOT in your bathroom! That's a big NO-NO! You make me sick!
Dear Foxy Roxy,
I'm getting married this summer with a wonderful man named Jordan, but every time we make love I have this uncontrollable urge to yell out Jordan's (of the NKOTB) name. What should I do?
Obsessed with Jordan
Dear Obsessed with Jordan,
I sometimes get that urge as well, mind you my man is not named Jordan! To be honest with you, I don't think he will notice! It's the same name...see what I'm getting at! Ouch! Some people have got it made and don't even realize it!!
Dearest Roxy,
I've been following Joe's girlfriend around Boston, keeping tabs on her, screening who she hangs with, what she buys, and where she's at all the time. Well, she's gone and put a restraining order on me...so I have to keep my distance...any suggestions on how I can continue to follow her without getting caught?
From the Stalker
Dear Stalker,
Get a grip looney toon!! You're a mental case! You need to just take a pms pill and a hot bath...if you get my drift!!
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