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Haiku en Au Grautin!

-- "Japanese poetry in cheesy potatoes" (Wait a sec... Is that right? Oh well.)


When in the course of human events, it becomes obvious that one person knows nothing of which they speak, they have the freedom to express that freedom. I am that expression. :)
I have, in a little under a year, corrupted minds by embedding my warped thoughts onto them, and made the world a safer place for beagles and bagels alike. Unless they're food. I mean, it *IS* a dog eat dog world... and I've seen a dog eat a bagel, therefore dogs are made from bagels, right?
Anyway, this is my corner of the web... see. Charlotte's Web pales by comparison... No hyperlinks. :)
Okay...as usual, here go the rules.
  • No making out with inanimate objects. Not unless it's consentual.
  • Graffiti is allowed. Write in the walls, the ceiling, the Guest book! (HUGE hints here... :) )
  • Though it's not required reading, the Rants section is perhaps the most popular area of the board. Feel free to join in!
  • Managenemt is not responsible for any stray ideas left unsecured here.
  • If you want to see the last opening screen, click here. Some things never change... :)
  • Remember, it's all in fun, so if I offend someone with something here, let everyone know. I could use the publicity.

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Something on your mind? There's a LOT on mine!
Feel free to probe the reptilian cranium in the rants room...
Are you up for adventure? romance? sour cream?
Seize a tortilla and join in the Dallas County FajitaQuest!
Is your site worth seeing? Let the world know with the
Credit Where Credit's Due award...
Whatever you do, please don't forget to sign the
Guest book!!
One other thing. As with any web page, this is a work in progress. The key difference is I do not use "placeholder" links to pages that say they are under construction. If there is a link here, it is live or it is gone... Let me know if you find something that takes you into the twilight zone without a passport. Thanks!

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