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This
runaway bride no hoax Daphne will wed after
night with strippers |
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Daphne’s night out with Chippendale Dancers in
Phoenix resulted in a false alarm that she got cold feet about upcoming marriage
and ran away. She claims the
dancers were so intellectually enlightening that she had no idea almost two days
had passed before police found her at a local
establishment. |
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Police in Phoenix, AZ
worried they now had a case of a runaway bride when the call came that Daphne
aka Groovy left for werk Thursday, but never arrived and did not come home. Her fiancé, Will, and family members
told police the couple had not argued nor did Daphne give any indication that
anything was wrong. “It’s just not
like her to disappear without a word,” Will says. “Our relationship is the most perfect
thing with normal ups and downs, but I can’t see |
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myself with anyone else and she
feels the same way. At least that’s
what she makes me say to people.” After her picture was
published all over the internet and billboards in the Phoenix area, police
received an anonymous call Friday at 2 p.m. from a patron at the Woody Pecker
Saloon on Tally Whacker Drive saying a woman fitting Daphne’s description was
having lunch with several male Chippendale dancers who appeared there the night
before. Police arrived to find
Daphne pleasantly munching hot dogs, discussing politics and world events with
the strippers. “I wasn’t running away
from Will and we still plan to get married June 11,” she says. “We were hanging out being friends with
benefits and then realized we had something more, so we dated five years. He asked me to marry him and we’ve been
engaged over a year now. I even
wrote the wedding date in lipstick on the bathroom mirror! My life is so close to perfect now,
minus a billion dollars, so why would I run?” Daphne told police she
stopped to help two motorists on the freeway, both Chippendale dancers, and
struck up a conversation that was so enjoyable, she accepted their invitation to
the show and afterwards spent so much time in meaningful discussions about
shared interests that she “could not tear herself away from them and lost track
of time.” |
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Bored
at Werk’s future “regs” |
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Katheryn
Simone born
June 9 Daughter
of Smart Assets “Life is good. I’m very happy with my little
family. I love my little guy, my
son, but this little girl is something different. I’m just happy.” —Smart
Assets |
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Natasha (appearing
on Broadway soon) Now
3 years-old Daughter
of Yogi and
Ladybub |
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“Meeting
Yogi changed my opinion about men.
I’m really happy I met Doug in this wonderful group of ours—I think he
would fetch me the moon if I asked for it.
Tasha starts dance lessons soon and my oldest son, Chris, is almost a
straight A student. Our business is
keeping us quite busy and everything is just great!” —
Ladybub |
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Tilly (4) & Joe (5)
Joe & Sam (9)
Tilly and Clovaaa “I don’t have any
juicy gossip at all! My children
are growing up so fast! I was
hoping to go see DB again in November, but can’t. We met up last November and shared an
evening of beer and talk, talk, talk.
Badders is fine—single, fairly wealthy and available if anyone wants
him!” —Clovaaa |