Who SAID IT?

1.  Dagnabbit, my houseplants are alive, but I can’t smoke any of them!

A.  Angel                                    C.  Tie Dye

B.  Queen                                   D.  Susse

2.  Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.

A.  Smart                                  C.  Tinkerbell

B.  Daphne                                 D.  Clovaa

3.  Most of the time I spend in front of a computer is for real werk.

A.  Hollie                                    C.  X Wing

B.  Dave                                      D.  Jeenda

4.  Too many men, too little time.

A.  Soookie                               C.  DeMetria

B.  Queen                                   D.  Jeenda

5.  I’ve written a redneck phrasebook!

A.  Clovaa                                   C.  DB

B.  Bunny                   D.  Smart Assets

 

Metro

      — Local News

      — Traffic

      — Crime

 

Sports

      — Outdoors

      — Indoors

      — Extreme

 

 

Classifieds

      — Employment

      — Real Estate

      — For Sale

      — Personals

 

 

 

Entertainment

6.  Queen is a two-bit tramp.

A.  Tinkerbell                            C.  Tie Dye

B.  Smart Assets                      D.  Susse

7.  Canada is better.

A.  Smart Assets                      C.  Ladybub

B.  Daphne                                 D.  Yogi

8.  I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!

A.  Hollie                                    C.  Sookie

B.  Daphne                                 D.  Queen

9.  It’s a good thing my wife doesn’t read the board or I’d be in trouble!

A.  Dave                                     C.  Angel

B.  DB                                         D.  X Wing

10.  It’s a good thing my husband doesn’t read the board or I’d be in trouble!  TOO LATE!

A.  Susse                                    C.  Jeenda

B.  Daphne                                 D.  Smart Assets

 

Of the two (we still have two right?) genders. which of us bends to peer pressure more?

             Men       20%                                Women               80%

Would you rather cheat on your significant other without getting caught, or not have cheated but others think that you have?

            Not Cheated:   85%                   Cheated:  2%                 Undecided:  10%

      “If I’m the one cheating, I’ve got a problem.  If he is suspecting me, HE has the problem.  I’d rather be honest anyway, but if someone doesn’t trust you, it just isn’t werkin’ anyways, so f*ck ‘em.”

      “The only reason I would cheat is if I’m ready to kick the guy out.  I would not cheat and if he accused me of it, I would probably throw a frying pan at him.”

      “There are choices?  Damned if I do and damned if I don’t!”

Who has tattoos?                YES  50%                       NO  50%

If you could have a fling with any reg completely guilt-free, who would it be?

Women’s Vote:  ALL the men                                   Men’s Vote:        ALL the women

How many voted for themselves in the last poll?

           Women    20%                         Men    50%                   Susse  100%

 

Bored @ Werk Poll Results