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THE OFFICIAL SOVIET
NEWSPAPER SAID, THE TEMPLE MEMBERS HAVE PROTESTED THE MINDLESS ARMS WASTE FROM
THE FILTHY WAR IN VIETNAM. AND WERE PERSECUTED AND FINALLY FORCED TO SEEK REFUGE
IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A BALLAD TO ME, OH MAN. THE CHINESE NEWSPAPERS
HAVE MADE THE FIRST REFERENCE TO THE COUNTRY'S CURTAIN WALL POSTED CAMPAIGN
ACCORDING TO VICE PREMIER DENG XIAOPING. AND SAID THAT THE COUNTRY'S STABLE
AND ITS LEADERS ARE CONFIDENT AND PLANNING MODERNISATION AND PROGRAMS., OH THIS
SHOULD GET ME IN THE VILLAGE BAR.
THAT'S PRETTY BIG
MR. M. AHHH, I'M SO CYNICAL, I COULD JUST KEEP ON DOING THIS FOREVER BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, THEY AIN'T GONNA BE LOOKIN' FOR MY GOLDEN BUNNIONS IN A HUNDRED YEARS
FROM NOW. THEY'RE GONNA BE SELLIN' MY SOCKS LIKE JUDY GARLAND. AND I HOPE THAT
THEY GET A GOOD PRICE. I MEAN, WITH THE INFLATION AND THE PRICE OF RICE. MAN,
I SHOULDN'T WORRY, I OWN ALL MY SONGS AND I WROTE THEM MYSELF TOO.
"Daddy, when
did we have no house?"
made by John Lennon circa 1978-1980
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR...OH, LET ME FIRST INTRODUCE MYSELF.
MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD ME BEFORE, I AM THE GREAT WOK.
AND AS YOU KNOW, THE GREAT WOK MUST BE DONE.
NOW, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR WHEN BRAHAMA IS IN BRAHMA...
THE DAY OF BRAHMA IS SET TO LAST ONE THOUSAND YEARS AND ITS NIGHT IS OF EQUAL
LENGTH.
WELL, FOR US HUMAN BEING, THIS IS THE END OF THE YEAR NOW
AND OUR MINDS TURNS TOWARDS WHAT IS LAUGHABLY CALLED THE FUTURE.
NO MIND CAN COMPREHEND THE INFINITE AND ABSOLUTE ANON MUNSCH MARS STUNVELLY
HUMPFF,
AS WE SAY IN THE HIMALAYAS.
NOW LET ME TELL YOU, MY RESOLUTION OF THE YEAR 1979 IS TO RENOUNCE COMPLETE
EVERYTHING,
BUT COMPLETE LUXURY AND SELF INDULGANCE.
NOW I SUGGEST THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY, VERY DIFFICULT, VERY DIFFICULT INDEED.
I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY, NOT ONLY AS A HUMAN BEING BUT AS A PERSON
OR WAS IT NOT GEORGE FORMY WHO SAID THERE ARE FOUR BILLION THREE HUNDRED AND
TWENTY MILLION
MORTAL OR EARTH YEARS WHICH IS ONE DAY OF BRAHMA.
SO, ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT IS SIMPLY NOT TO LOOK AT IT AT ALL.
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO NOW.
SO WE'LL SETTLE DOWN, DEEPLY, I HOPE, AND COMFORTABLY IN AN EASY CHAIR
AND THEN, LAY BACK, PUT THE INCENSE ON, LIGHT THE CANDLES AND GIVE YOURSELF
A HARD TIME.
WELL, THANK YOU, MR.
JITTERS.
THANK YOU, MISTER JITTERS.
BANKOK, THAILAND, THEY'VE LAUNCHED AN AIR-SEA SEARCH FOR A FISHING BOAT CARRYING
SOME FOREIGN VIETNAMESE REFUGEES, THE BOAT WAS TOWED BACK OUT TO SEA FOR A RIDE
IN THAILAND. SOURCES SAID THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF A BREAKDOWN IN COMMUNICATIN.
OH LORD, THE BOAT WAS TOWED INTO THAI WATERS BY A GERMAN FREIGHTER AND THE THAI
NAVY ARE UNAWARE THAT THE REFUGEES HAVE BEEN GUARANTEED A RESETTLEMENT AND WORST
THE ONLY TOOK THE BOAT OUT TO SEA AFTER PROVIDING ALL PASSENGERS WITH PROVISION.
HEY, THAT'S DEEP MAN.
DENG GAVE BLESSING TO THE CAMPAIG BUT HE COMMENTED NOT ALL THE OPINIONSOF THE
MASSES ARE CAREFULLY THOUGHT OUT NOR CAN WE DEMAND THAT THEY ALL BE CORRECT.
ADDING THIS IS NOTHING TERRIBLE. IT' BAD ENOUGH, BUT ITS NOT TERRIBLE.
RICHARD NIXON, ON HIS SECOND TRIP OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES,
SINCE HIS RESIGNATION WITH A SMILING HAND SHAKE POLITICIAN AGAIN. GREEDY CROWDS
OUTSIDE HIS HOTEL, AND TRYING A LITTLE FRENCH.
THEY SURE AS HELL DIDN'T TRY IT ON PAM NIXON., MR. NIXON IS IN PARIS AND INSIDE
THIS SUITE TO BE INTERVIEWED ON FRENCH TELEVISION. THEY THOUGHT OF GOING ON
TO DELIVER A SPEECH IN ENGLAND, HE'LL PARTICIPATE IN THE FRENCH COLLEGUE PROGRAM
AND SAID HE WILL ANSWER QUESTIONS IN WELSH.
I GOT 24 CHILDREN, 14 WIVES, 3 MISTRESSES, 59 ACCOUNTANTS, 105 LAWYERS, 2000.000
FANS, A POSTED SYSTEM THAT NEVER FAILS TO LAND ME IN JAIL. AND LOOK THROUGH
MY MAIL. PERHAPS HAVE A GARAGE SALE. AND YOU KNOW, GO SAVE THE WHALE, AND A..YOU
KNOW, GET A BOAT AND GO FOR A SAIL, AND, AND, OH, OH, OH, OH, HOW DO YOU GET
OUT OF THIS HELL? STUCK INSIDE OF A LEXICON WITH THE ROGER THESAURUS BLUES AGAIN.
SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS JUST GEORGE HARRISON, YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS, OH MY
GOD, OH MY GOD.
-"When?"
-"When, when did we have no house and we rented this house?"
-"In 1973, We didn't have this house, yet, That's when we bought this house"
-"Oh!"
-"Two years before you were born"
-"Oh, And I just wasn't coming with you? To find this house?"
-"No, well you weren't born yet. You were still in the sky."
-"Oh, and when I came back, was down here, what did I went in?"
-"A little, a little cardboard box. With a little blanket in, little teeny
tiny
teeny tiny little boy in a little tiny cardboard box. They
used to have apples in it, hmm
You used to do this here."
-"A apple box!"
-"Well, a little cardboard box, you see. Like they bring groceries in.
And it was you instead of the groceries.