Dedicated to preserving
the long lost art of body modification in
housepets.
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News!
Keep up with the Bonsai Kitten
Phenomenon! Mirror sites and enthusiast groups run by our supporters! Ever-widening market
penetration! This year promises to be the year of the kitten... the BONSAI
Kitten!
Spread the joy!
Bonsai Kitten owners, show the world how much you love your possession by placing this adorable
little button, created by Ben Groot, on your own web page! You can just copy and paste the HTML code next to
the picture. Don't forget to save the button image too!
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<A HREF="http://www.bonsaikitten.com/">
<IMG WIDTH=200 HEIGHT=74 BORDER=0 ALT="I love my Bonsai Kitten!" SRC="icubemycat.gif"></A>
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Children are welcome at Bonsai Kitten! Check out
our Bonsai Kitten Kids® page, just for you!
News Flash! Bonsai Kittens save your brain!
Recent research, reported in The
Scotsman, shows that the keeping of unmodified cats puts people at risk of a host of
debilitating mental disorders:
US scientists have found evidence that cats really do drive people mad.
Researchers from Baltimore's Johns Hopkins University say their findings show
keeping a furry pet can lead to schizophrenia, manic depression and even permanent
brain damage.
Dr Robert Yolken and his colleague, Dr Fuller Torrey, who have conducted years of
tests, believe a parasite found in cat faeces called toxoplasma gondii infects the human
brain.
Worryingly, pregnant women who contract the parasite, can transmit it to the foetus,
with devastating effects on brain development.
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No doubt this explains the crank e-mail we sometimes receive!
The integral waste management systems of Bonsai Kittens, of course, prevent their owners from
ever having to come into direct contact with the cats' feces, thus protecting them from harm.
Your mental health is one of the most precious gifts you have -- don't you owe it to yourself and
your family to make the switch to a Bonsai Kitten today? As a public service in response to this
newly-discovered health risk, for a limited time we will be offering free disposal of your
dangerous old cat with each purchase of a Bonsai Kitten -- please
contact us for drop-off details.
Special
Offer, plush kitten toy & BK
"seconds"
Regional affiliates & mirror sites!
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We are very grateful for all the support and well-wishes that have been pouring in
from around the globe! We especially thank the many people that have mirrored the
Bonsai Kitten site to ensure that customers and hobbyists can access the material
even in the event of network difficulties. We have had a number of enquiries from
individuals wishing to open up regional Bonsai Kitten stores, and we are
planning to set up a Bonsai Kitten affiliates program soon! If you are interested
in owning a Bonsai Kitten franchise, or want to sign up for one of our intensive
Bonsai Kitticulture licensing courses, please send mail to
kitticulture@bonsaikitten.com. Also,
if you run a Bonsai Kitten mirror site and would like it listed here, by all means
get in touch with us - a world of Bonsai Kittens is truly a world united, where
peace and brotherhood prevail!
We are proud to announce that the first of our Bonsai Kitten Regional Affiliates
has been set up. Due to the massive interest in our products from Spanish-speaking
countries, our first local Bonsai Kitten production facility will be located in Spain
itself. Spanish-speaking customers are invited to contact Noemí Aparicio Dexens
at napadex@alfVIII.uva.es for more
information and order placement.
We have now set up our second European Bonsai Kitten Affiliate, this time in the
home of our second largest source of orders and questions, Italy. Customers who
speak only Italian should direct their enquiries and purchase requests to Fabio Tiberi
at fabio.tiberi1@tin.it from now on.
Registered mirror sites:
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Kitten Clubs
If you would like to show your support for Bonsai Kitten, feel free to add the above image
and a link to Bonsai Kitten from your own home page!
Our thanks go out to Alastair "I Love Bonsai Kittens" Alexander for the graphic.
Contact the Bonsai Kitten
webmaster!