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You tired of listenin' to advice from dem ol' shriveled up bitches Ann & Abby?  Well, you came to the right place.

I'll tell you what I think, and you gonna like it!

Featured Dilemma:  Aug. 29-Sept. 3

Three Questions...

Crue:

       I'll answer your questions in the order they were asked.

#1     If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

#2    The three worst restrooms are:
                 3)  CBGB'c, New York City
                 2)  Lawdy Mama's, Bakersfield, CA
                 1)  El Casa Taco, Tiajuana, Mexico

#3     With hamburgers and hot dogs, definitely go            with the Pabst.  Genny Cream is more of a                chicken/seafood beer.

Enjoy!
And don't let your meat loaf!

Freaky Tony

Tony,

      My friends and I were arguing a over a few different issues.  Since we couldn't resolve them ourselves, we figured that we'd check with you.

      First,  what exactly is in that stuff that school janitors sprinkle on vomit?

      Second, where's is the worst public restroom in North America?

      Lastly, at a hamburger/hot dog barbecue, is it better to serve Pabst Blue Ribbon or Genny Cream Ale?

Thanks for your help!

The Jonesboro Crue
Jonesboro, AR

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Disclaimer

Aug. 7: Impressing the Ladies

Aug. 15: You Can't Push A Rope!

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