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If Bruce Lee had been born in Malaya (country), how would you have
called him?
Ans: Malayalee
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Ans: Simple, the runway was only 25 ft long but a mile wide.
2. If You Love Someone....
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist :
If you love someone, Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist :
If you love someone, Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious :
If you love someone, Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful :
If you love someone, Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you still love her, set her Free again" repeat
*...*
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free ..............
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees, BUT
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Finance expert :
If you love someone, Set her free .............
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
3. What's Your
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
in California ck my dog."
4. Suspect Ultimate: A Cock's Story
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that
the
old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one
young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock - "Welcome to join me, we will work together
towards
productivity."
Young cock - What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be
retired."
Old cock - Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you
at least with
some?"
Young cock - "No! Not even one, all of them will be mine."
Old cock - "In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
win
you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all."
Young cock - "OK, But what kind of competition?"
Old cock - "A 50 meter run - from here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope
you will allow me to start off the first 10 meters."
Young cock - "No problem, we will compete tomorrow morning."
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to
start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock
chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot
dead by the farmer, who cursed himself - "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've
bought this week!"