+ It's fireproof.

+ What does this button do?

+ So, you're a cannibal.

+Are you sure the power is off?

+ Pull the pin and count to what?

+ Which wire was I supposed to cut?

+ I wonder where the mother bear is.

+ I've seen this done on TV.

+ These are the good kind of mushrooms.

+ I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

+ You look just like Charles Manson

+ Let it down slowly.

+ OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

+ This doesn't taste right.

+ I can make this light before it changes

+ I can do that with my eyes closed

+ look ma! no hands!

+ Hey that's not a violin.

+ Don't be so superstitious.

+ Now watch this.

+ "And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95,
I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."

+ Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

+ Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

+ I dunno, press the button and find out.

+ Hello, is anyone home?

+ Oops.

+ Don't worry, it's not contagious.

+ Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

+ Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

+ He can't hear us, he's miles away

+ I'll be right back.

+ I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

+ Don't worry, we outnumber them.

+ Hey, what the hell??!

+ Hey, what's that beeping sound?

+ I'm sure it's just the wind.

+ Of course it's safe!

+ No, this tribe is peaceful!

+ No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.

+ Safety harness?

+ Wait, I thought he was with you!

+ What greencard?

+ Hey, what's this switch?

+ Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.

+ Yes, I'm single.

+ No, this cannot be, I am invincible!

+ So, you're sure this isn't loaded?

+ Calm down, of course I disarmed it!

+ What, I never signed any organ donor papers!

+ Well, it can't get any worse!

+ C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button.
If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

+ Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!

+ William, is that you?

+ They can't hit us at this range!

+ All you have to do is connect these two wires.

+ There's only one way to find out...

+ Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.

+ These pills are awfully small..

+ I'll take a few more to be sure they work.

+ Stupid safety labels...

+ No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

+Watch, I'll prove it!

+ Blast off!

+ Nah, they're blanks.

+ Speaking of lost, where are we?

+ Wheeeeeeeeee!

+ I know this great shortcut we can take.

+ Is that what I think it is?

+ What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

+ For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake

+No, no, no, let me fix it!