+ This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

+ This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

+ Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

+ Faster than a speeding ticket.

+ FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !

+ Adults are just kids with money.

+ T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

+ You are right where you belong, behind me!

+ Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

+ If you can read this you are too close..

+ High beams were made to piss people off!

+ If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.

+ I hate bumper stickers!

+ There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..

+ Look out! Behind you!

+ I just love nonverbal communication!

+ You can't be late until you show up.

+ I'm serious; it was a joke.

+ Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?

+ Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

+ I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

+ Why be normal?

+ Mean people suck!!

+ Do unto others before they do unto you.

+ Was today really necessary?

+ The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

+ In theory, everything works.

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