Welcome to my little corner of the world wide web:

June 1, 1999

An Introduction...

This page was originally created to provide an easily
accesible pornography site for the disabled. But with
new city ordinances and such, handicap accesibility was
not going to come at a cheap price.

I decided that the next best thing would be to create a
page where anybody could visit (even though nobody does)
and would hopefully find something mildly entertaining.
I can only cross my fingers.

As always, this page is Under Construction

Read about me.
And if you'd ever like to visit me, just check out
Directions To My House From All Over the Universe

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Survey Results

I have been known from time to time to "spin yarns" about
things that I claim have happened to me. I swear that they
are all True Stories.

And for some more "yarn spinning", find out How I Was Hurt At Work Today


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