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"Where you hear the wordabout the carrot-bird."
"In many cultures all over the world, people learn from a very young age not to attempt to cram other people into
very small places. In some obscure African tribes, for instance, it is considered rude to shove a clan member into a 10-gallon
aquarium or to try to fit one's mother in the gas tank of a Ford Escort. The reason for this, obviously, is that cramming a
person into a small confined area could do irreparable damage to that person's spinal column, as well as create a risk of other
fractures and painful body conditions. It is the hope of this author that the practice of socially shunning the insertion of other
human beings into containers the size of a milk crate (or even smaller) should continue with the considerable force of the Long Arm
of the Law backing it. Let's see the suffering stop in our lifetime."
--excerpt from "Let the Cramming Stop," by Seymore Lewis, Absurdist Monthly vol. 4, is. 10
Article Collection
The following are articles written about "Carrot Bird" in various publications over the years since the film was made.
Some cheer the film, some jeer the film, but they all have one thing in common: they were all written about "Carrot Bird."
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