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about the carrot-bird."
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    • SUR-VEY

    Fill out this Sur-Vey like your life depended on it.

    Name, pleeeeease: (Do not hit return)

    1) How old are you?

    0-2 years old (Sensorimotor Stage)
    2-6 years old ("I smell cookies" Stage)
    6-12 years old ("Girls/Boys are Yucky" stage)
    12-18 years old ("I hate taking out the garbage" stage)
    18-30 years old ("Oh my god what am I going to do with my life?" stage)
    30-45 years old ("Hey, where did my 20s go?" stage)
    45-65 years old ("Hey, I'm between age 45 and age 65!" stage)
    65-80 years old ("Thanks to the Carrot-Bird Page my retirement is truly fulfilling" stage)
    80-150 years old ("I still smell cookies" stage)
    150+ years old ("I smell cookies, but either I'm too divine to worry about them, or I'm too busy sucking byud to worry about them" stage)

    2) Pick the word that best describes you:

    Plucky
    Greasy
    Anarchistic
    Normal
    Sub-normal
    Extra-Normal
    Extra Tasty Crispy
    Excitable
    Without pants to call my own
    Warm
    Hungry
    Pleased
    Not Pleased

    3) Why exactly are you here?

    Its more fun than I could kick a tree at.
    I enjoy the interactive games.
    I like to keep abreast of meaningless, fake news.
    I'm hoping to win some free stuff, somehow.
    Jay has the cutest, scruffiest little cheeks I ever sawr.
    I heard there's a picture somewhere of Tony eatin' hay.
    The creators of this page just wouldn't leave me alone about it.
    I'm really lost. Someone come find meeeeeeeeeee.

    4)Are you a boy or a girl?
    I'm a BOY!
    I'm a GIRL!
    Pass

    5) How would you describe this site to your cousin?
    Full of larfs.
    Full of words (most of which I care not to read)
    Full of beans
    Full of a lot of stuff I don't understand like what's a carrot-bird and stuff
    I don't have a cousin, you elitist pig.

    6) How can we make this site better?
    More frequent news.
    Finish transcribing the script, for the love of god...
    More chips and dip, please.
    Erase it all and start over.
    We wanna see Jay and Tony in the buff!
    We wanna see Jay and Tony in gorilla suits!

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