members since June 20:th 1998
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Special thanks to "Cookie"
The founder of the Club and creator of its Rules.
The Author of the Widge Limerick and
The Creator of the Widge Doll and its features...

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Club Rules:

1. Anyone can be a member if you remotely even think that Ridge is a Weanie.
2. No one can be kicked out, because we, members, don't treat each other like Widge treats his women.
3. Well, there is no other rule for admittance to the clubhouse.

Secret password at the door : Widge
Mantra chant: Widge is a Weanie!
Special features: Ridge's indescretions over the years

Loving (?) Limerick to our Widgie boy

There once was a wimp named Ridge,
Who had less feelings than a fridge,
He broke Brooke's heart,
And that's just for a start,
So now we'll just refer to him as Widge.

Widge - the Weanie, Doll Description:
When you pull his string, he says the following:
1. I'll love you until forever, or the next commercial break - whichever comes first.
2. I love you, but I love someone else, too, so don't plan on a future with me.
3. I want to marry you but my mother says you are not good enough for me.
4. When you need me, you can't count on me to be there.
and
5. I'm a Weanie!

Comes with:
1. Detachable arms and legs for those frustrating moments.
2. And one very vital "part" that can be removed for relief of those Bobbitt feelings.

Optional accessories:
1. Used engagement ring
2. Used tux for a groom
3. Several fill-in-the-blank marriage certificates
4. Apron strings

NOTE: Brain and heart not included in this model!

All of this is yours to own as a member of the Ridge is a Weanie Club!!

How to recognize a Widge Weanie:
1) His motto is "Mommy knows best"
2) His most used words are "I love you" and "I'm leaving you for another woman"
Preferably these sentences should be uttered almost simultaneously.
... and oh yes of course. The words "Yes MOM" are often used as well.
3) He keeps ruffling your hair when he wants to show affection.
4) Nothing is ever his fault and he never admits to being wrong.
5) His memory is very short term and he keeps wondering what the words "I do" really mean.

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