Humourous Stuff

I have this little collection of bizarre and weird stuff that I've collected over the years. Most of it can be found on the web elsewhere, but I don't care about redundancy. Here's the neat stuff I like:

What To Do If You Are Bored
The Self-Referential Story
Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
The World According To Student Bloopers
The Top Ten Takashi Quotes (or why I loved working at Applied AI)
The History of Math Problems Taught in Schools
The History of the Universe (in 200 words or less)
Engineering Graphics
Fascinating Womanhood
The Rules
Proper Care of Floppies
How to Code in C
How to Write in English
The Cartoon Laws of Physics
The Food Chain
The Difference Between Men and Women
The Prisoner's Paradox (okay, so it's not really a joke, but it's fun anyway)
Losing My Connection
Santa Claus: You Gotta Believe!
-SCAN-
Fun Things to do at a Unix Prompt
Worst Analogies
Urban Legends
You may be an Engineer if...
Write in C
The Bald Soprano, a "theatre of the absurd" play by Eugene Ionesco

These two deserve a special mention. They're the only useful thing that went on during my Grade 11 biology class... what started out as a mere doodle evolved into an epic. Just in case anyone gets upset, all the characters mentioned are trrademarks of whoever owns the trademarks. Thanks, Tracy, these were fun...

V meets (meats?) ST:NG (and others)Episode 1
V meets (meats?) ST:NG (and others)Episode 2

For other stuff, check out the following links:

Humour via FTP
The Jargon Files
The Parking Lot is Full: The most bizarre comic ever
Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend