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Di Worrell's Christmas Present List
1: New Hair Extensions
2: A new furry, grey fleece
3: A chance to be the area car driver
4: A young, handsome, guy with a cheeky smile!
and most of all 5: A 3 part story!!
Vicky Hagen's Christmas Present List
1) Fluffy Dice (for area car)
2) Books: 'Men are form Mars and Women are from Venus' - John Gray
'101 ways not to get type-cast as an occaisionally moody area car driver' - Laura (not published as of yet!)
'How not to get romantically involved with your senior officer and other colleagues' - Laura (not published as of yet)
3) Hand mirror for perfecting scowl
4) Grey fleece (she is one of the only officers that seems to lack the obligatory non issue garment
To: Smiffy
From: BB
*Bborrissette calling the station*
Smiffy,
May I call you that ? Dale sounds so formal, and it is Christmas after all.
It's just that I wondered if I could ask a small favour!
I normally leave mince pies and a sherry for santa alongside my stocking. Well the problem is, my stocking, it appears to have been stolen!.
Yes, that's right it was a 10 denier, yes hold up too, you've seen it! where?
No I don't have the other, that disappeared last year!
Yes, I did leave that for santa too. *Blushes* you see I normally wear tights.
Why yes Sergeant Boyden did pop round for coffee last year, it was when my fairy went missing from the top of the tree!
You think he........................ really!!
Matt Boyden has a stocking fetish!.
So you think that if I hang another he may return?
You suggest putting a brick in it? Why?
Ohhhh yes I see!!
But don't hit him too hard, I'll remember that!
Thanks for that Smiffy! You've made my day.
Have a lovely Christmas............... yes you too thanks again.......what ? sorry?
Drink? .............. tonight? Oh I couldn't I'm darning my husbands socks!
*Joke*
(from the 1998 episode "Christmas Star")
There are three guys who all die and go to heaven on Christmas Day. St Peter will only let them in if they all produce something Christmassy.
The first guy produces a cracker, so he’s in.
The second guy has some holly, so he’s OK.
The third guy hands him a pair of knickers. St Peter asks, "What’s that got to do with Christmas?"
and the guy replies, "They’re Carol’s!"