I've intercepted another transmission from the non-existent organisation that I call the Secret Masters of the Blogosphere, and have decoded it by running it several times through one of those English-Russian-English translators (the sort that turns 'Out of sight, out of mind' into 'Invisible maniac'). The results of decoding this secret transmission are startling for they reveal the most private details of the Inner Circle. [Unfortunately, the names are indecipherable because the transmission uses codenames. I think I know who the Triumvirs are, but I hesitate to guess in case I am fooled by the conjoined effect of my several different types of medication.]

MOST SECRET BIOGRAPHICAL DETAILS OF THE TRIUMVIRS OF THE INNER CIRCLE

• Triumvir One: Mr Pink,
• Triumvir Two: Mr Blonde,
• Triumvir Three: Mr Orange

Each member of the Most Holy and Mighty Triumvirate:

• is a proponent of the electronic and free distribution of his materials,
• uses a blog to publicise himself and his work,
• is middle class,
• is a man and
• is white.

There is nothing else you need to know.

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