| Stink Factor | Date | Type | Commentary |
| N/A
| 1/10
| Power Dump
| Clean, yet refreshing |
| N/A
| 1/11
| Clean Shit
| That shit was so clean, you could eat pasta out of my asshole |
| N/A
| 1/12
| 'Gee, I Wish I Could Shit' Shit
| I farted like a machine gun, then I pushed and pushed, and finally out plopped a nugget |
| N/A
| 1/13
| NOT Corn Shit
| Fucking Hell! That didn't taste like corn!! Tasted like shit!! Self-explainitory my ass!! |
| N/A
| 1/18
| Spinal Tap Shit
| I just gave birth to Little Richard |
| N/A
| 1/20
| Brain Hemorrhage through My Nose Shit
| It was so big, it riped out some of my ass fubic hairs, just like that time that chick with braces was tossing my salad. Rogaine don't fail me now! |
| 3
| 1/21
| Spinal Tap Shit
| That shit ripped my asshole apart so it'll be a while before I can fart loudly again. My anal cherry is gone. |
| 0
| 1/22
| Constipation
| I definitely need some ass-viagra so I'll be ready to erupt. |
| 7
| 1/22
| Diarreah
| I was feeling a bit horny, and the shit was all wet, so I killed two birds with one shit as I used my ass juice as lubrication to jerk off. |
| 4
| 1/24
| Wet Cheeks Shit
| Brown hamsters are flying out of my ass! |