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Back Home | Fub My Cock | His name: Fat Bastard. His Weight: One Metric Nivek |
Butler, bring me my hooker. Chop chop! | Snatch?!!? YYEEEEAAAAAH!!!! |
Where for art thou, Sister? 'Tis I, your Yaj! | Rog is my name, penis is in my brain.
Yaj likes to have sex with fat girls named Lisa, who happen to be his "step"-sister:
| Stink Factor | Date | Type | Commentary |
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| 1/11
| Clean Shit
| Fast and easy |
| N/A
| 1/11
| Spinal Tap Shit
| Took a long time, hurt. |
| N/A
| 1/13
| Pop a Vein In Your Forehead Shit
| I pushed and pushed til I couldn't push anymore. |
| N/A
| 1/13
| Iceberg Shit
| I had to stand up just to get all of it in |
| N/A
| 1/15
| Wet Shit
| I stuck some toilet paper between my ass and underwear, but the damn shit just went around it! |
| N/A
| 1/19
| Mexican Shit
| I don't know what I ate, but that shit was green. It was like a piece of slimer came out of my ass. |
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| 1/19
| Power Dump
| I had to ring out the toilet paper because all the water from the bowl was on my ass. |
| N/A
| 1/22
| Iceberg Shit
| It was as if a turtle was swimming and gently poked his head out of the water. |
This guy isn't that funny. We don't even know why we keep him locked up in our basement.
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