| Stink Factor | Date | Type | Commentary |
| N/A
| 1/11
| Ghost Shit
| Help me! I'm scared! |
| N/A
| 1/12
| Ghost Shit
| "I see dead shit!" |
| N/A
| 1/13
| Mexican Shit
| Hrm...what to say. Ah yes, Rebecca Cost. |
| N/A
| 1/14
| Second Wave Shit
| Oh Please God! Make it stop! |
| N/A
| 1/15
| Clean Shit
| I have exercised the demons!! This ass... is clean. |
| N/A
| 1/16
| Second Wave Shit
| I thought it would never end. Hell, I beat off twice before I was finished. |
| N/A
| 1/18
| Clean Shit
| Ha! And everyone said putting oxyclean in my ass was a bad idea! |
| N/A
| 1/18
| The Power Dump
| "Bombs away" I said. It felt like I was back in Pearl Harbor. |
| 5
| 1/21
| Mexican Shit
| Ah, now I get it! So that's how they make bean dip! |
| 2
| 1/26
| The Hemmorage Shit
| "Hemorrage in my ass." "Oh hold me now I'm bleeding...In my ass...In my ass...In my ass again!!!"
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