Shower

Why don't you?

Because I can't.

It's not about ability, she says. It's about having fun.

I don't know. It just seems kind of silly. No one actually does it.

I do it.

Well you're a silly person.

She gives me that stare like she wants me to melt. Through the phone to boot. I mean, I've heard about how you can tell if someone is smiling over the phone, but this is ridiculous...

Fine. I'll sing in the shower. She giggles. But if I drown then it's your fault.

I'm willing to take that risk.