NEWS AND UPDATES:
Whole new site. Why you ask? Im a big goddamn loser...happy?
NDT: rudd Report
Last time ol' Rudd Got Drunk:
September 23...ridiculous....
"Where a brilliant mind craps out its thoughts..."
I'm big loser number:
to waste drinkin' time here
"What a guy"
The coolest thing I do::
Watch Battlebots all the time.
The old cool thing I did::
Get retarded and yell at chicks.
New and Improved!
Live vicariously through the zany life of Rudy! Get slapped by girls, laughed at by the elderly and never get any ass! It's all here baby!
Check it out below, I keep gettingg dumber...
Fond last memories of booze....
- Piss all over my pants just feet away from a girl....manage to switch pants and hook up....skills...
- Sit on a hot burner, burning ass, and then checking the temperature with bare hand, come by and look at the scars!
- There will be more when the Natural flows again...
So you wanna be a playa....
Check out features to see how to be much cooler than you are....tips include not being on the internet...
Dumbest man alive makes amazing discovery:
This will be filled, as soon as I hit the sauce again...
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Oct 3 - Worst Place to Pick Up Chicks:
The ER at any hospital while holding a gallon jug of your own urine. Results may vary, but I didn't get any digits...