NEWS AND UPDATES:
Whole new site. Why you ask? Im a big goddamn loser...happy?
NDT: Great Features!
Last time ol' Rudd Got Drunk:
September 23...ridiculous....
Become the cool guy in a few easy steps....
New and Improved!
Listen to cool tunes that make the whores come a runnin', drink more without dying, and watch awesome TV right from your very own couch!
I'm big loser number:
to waste drinkin' time here
The coolest song:
How to be cool:
Go here for now until i fix this part....
Eddie Money - Take me home tonight
The old coolest song:
So you wanna be a jive turkey...
Jerky Boys - BAMM!!!
Listen to the following songs until you know the words really well...
Cannibus - Every, yes every, song he has rapped. Try "AIDS is Gold, HIV is platinum" or "Nigganometry" first. Extra poo.
Def Leppard - Slang Amazing new Leppard tune...much better live, but only Gods like myself actually went to the show...
Redman - Da Da DaHHH Thanks to Rawn for this winner...Diarhea is in the first line of lyrics....priceless...
Watch these shows on the idiot box:
Battlebots - Robots kill each other with axes and stuff. It is probably the best thing to happen to me until...
Robot Wars - This show! Even better, with flamethrowers and shit, now you have plans for both Wednesday and Thursday...no more giving handjobs for crack for YOU!
Don't forget to listen to these too fuckface