I am Grendle: Ruler of the Roost; Master of All I Survey

(But scared to death of vacuum cleaners)

Please do not confuse me with the monster "Grendel" (notice the different spelling), of literary fame. While my parents may occasionally disagree, I am no monster. To find out more about that character, click here.

I love the sun Faithful crew member of the USS Starchair Enterpoop: Bill the Cat.
(OK, so maybe Bill was never actually part of the crew - so sue me. Click here to read about "Bloom County," from whence comes the Enterpoop.)

Ooh -- warm clothes! Be careful before you turn that thing on: I love to hide in warm clothes.

Get that camera out of my face. I'm trying to sleep. I'm a blanket slut

Pooh and I will guard this pile of clothes. Tigger's got nothin' on me!

Me & my good buddy Bob. Bob the Dinosaur and I like to hang out together.

A few more pictures:
All snuggled up for a long nap. Still hanging out in the warm clothes. My accustomed position. Noticing a pattern yet?