When one describes himself, one tends to exaggerate or even brag. Therefore, to escape those two evils I will not attempt to talk about myself. My friends, however, are not as shy. Here's what they had to say about Paul (that's me):

"An all around good guy...
... Useful in matters of trigonometry...
... A whiz-bang gee gollie wunderkid!"
-James Staveley

"Does a good funny face."
-David Green

"He's a rotten no good slimey son-of-a... What? You said Paul O'Keefe, oh sorry. Paul O'Keefe is one of the nicest people you could know, even though he might crash at your house when he is in town and drink all of your milk. But he brings cookies, so it's okay."
-Andrew W. H. House