"Getting paid to do nothing is different than just doing nothing. If you weren't getting paid, you'd be considered a couch potato." -- Jennifer

"Everything comes down to nothing." -- Jennifer

"Effort is a horrible thing to waste." -- Jennifer

"Movies are the lifeblood of our existence." -- Tom

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

"Being evil is like riding a bike, or skating, once you know how, you remember forever." -- Jennifer

"If [employers] want quality work, you need quality equipment." -- Jennifer

"Evilness is the base of all life." -- Jennifer

"One day of pain will bring you endless days of pleasure." -- Tom