I know what you did last summer...sort of..

Ok Ive only seen this movie twice and I barely remember it...But this is just a parody so its not supposed to actually go along with the movie...Oh well, anyway!!! lol

The Cast
(I cant remember all of the charecter's names so Im just gonna put the actor's real names.)
Ryan Phillippe = Justin Timberlake
Sarah Michelle Gellar = Britney Spears
Jennifer Love Hewitt = Melly lol
Freddie Prinze Jr. = Freddie Prinze Jr.
The guy that worked at the dock? (I have no memory!) = Nick Carter

Scene 1: The Carnival Thingy
Britney: "Like (*giggle*) I got like homecoming queen or whatever! (*giggle snort*)
Melly:: "Thats nice Britney."
Freddie: "Yeah thats cool, so what kind of things do you get to do now that youre queen?"
Britney:"Like..I dunno! But look my crown sparkles!! (*giggle*)
(Melly and Freddie stare at Britney in confusion.)
Nick: "Melly! When are we gonna go out?"
Melly: "Umm Nick Im dating Freddie.."
Nick: "So we can still go out!"
Melly: "ummmmm..."
Justin: "Ay yo fat boy, Dats Freddiez gurl so you betta step fool..(Nick runs away crying) ay yo guyz lets go git drunk on da beach yo!"
Freddie: "Ok but Justin youre not driving! We might accidently run over some psycho killer then he'll come stab us with his hook."
(Melly, Justin and Britney stare at Freddie.)
Freddie: Umm anyway..you were saying?"

Scene 2: The Beach
Justin:"...So like dis dude an' his hunny wuz makin out at da beach yo and dis old dude came up behind em and stabbed em and..."
Britney:"And like he was wearing a hockey mask *giggle*..."
Justin:"No Brit dats Jason...anywayz he like stabbed em and.."
Britney:"And like they went running through the woods with a black and white video camera...and"
Justin:"NO Britney Gawd! Anyway.. Uh guyz where ya go?"
(Freddie and Melly had already got up and walked off 5 mins.ago.)
Britney: "So Justin why dont we go like make out like behind that rock over there *snort*"
Justin: "No ah'm gonna sit here an' finish muh beer yo *burp*"
Britney:"But Juuuuuusttiiiiiin..Im getting my implants took out next week!!"
Justin: "Why da hell you wanna do dat?!?!"
Melly and Freddie are walking on the beach.
Freddie:"Well Melly...I guess the time has come..I dont really know how to say this but since youre gonna be going off to college.."
Melly: "Umm..Freddie?"
Freddie: "..And Im gonna be staying here and I dont know..long distance relationships usually dont work but I dont wanna break up and.."
Melly: "Freddie?"
Freddie:"Yeah?"
Melly:"Im still in high school.."
Freddie: "Holy *censored* Am I gonna get arrested?"
Then they hear a shrieking noise behind a rock..they move in closer and suddenly hear.. *WHAP..THUD!* Justin walks out from behind the rock carrying his liquor bottle.
Justin: "Yo she wouldnt stop giggling!"
Britney walks out from behind the rock with a big red bump on her forehead.
Freddie:"Umm Ok maybe we should go home now."

Scene 3: Justin's 'Benz
Freddie: "Justin maybe I should drive being that youre absolutely plastered and you drove down the road in reverse for two miles.."
Justin:*censored* NO! NOBODY drives my *censored* 'Benz but *censored* Me!! YO!"
Freddie: "Well ok I guess since its youre car..*shrugs*"
Britney: (raising her head up from Justin's lap..*cough..ahem..yeah..*) "Like is that a cow in the road?"
Melly:"I think its a moose!"
Justin:(sticks his head out the window) "Yo fat *censored*! Git yo fat *censored* outta da road!"
SCCREEEECHHHH *THWAP*
Freddie "Umm..I dont think that was a cow guys..."
Melly: "Maybe we should go check it out?"
Justin: "Ok you guys go check it out."
Freddie: "No way you all are coming too!"
Justin: (whispering to Freddie) "But Britney isnt finished..*wink-wink*"
Melly: "Britney..Ben Affleck is outside!"
Britney: "Oh my gawd! Come on Justin!"
Justin:"*censored* FINE! Ill come with you. *censored*"
They walk up to the body and Freddie turns the man over. He checks his pulse and the man appears to be dead. Everyone starts freaking out and panicing.
Melly:"Oh my god what are we gonna do? We just killed a man!"
Justin:"Yo I say we throw him in da river."
Britney:"Yeah like then nobody will know it was us!"
Freddie:"No somebody will find out and trace it back to us! We cant do that!"
Justin: "Ok then what do you think we should do?"
Freddie:"Umm..well.."
Then an old farm truck starts coming up the road.
Melly:"Holy shist someone's coming!"
Freddie"Ok we're gonna throw him in the river but it was youre idea not mine!"
Justin:"Ok ok come on!"
Melly:"Oh my gosh thats Nick in that truck!"
Justin:"Go talk to him so that he doesnt see us!"
Melly:"Umm..ok.."
Melly goes to talk to Nick while Freddie and Justin drag the body to the river, Britney goes with them.
Nick:"Hey Melly whats going on? You all got car trouble?"
Melly: "Nick! Hey..umm yeah we uhh had a flat tire.."
Nick:"Do you need any help?"
Melly:"No, Freddie and Justin have got it but thanks anyway..well nice talking to you.."
Nick:"What are they putting in the river?"
Melly:"Huh?"
Nick:"Theyre dragging something in the river.."
Melly:"Oh thats the uhh..old tire..yeah you know the flat one?"
Nick:"Hmmm ok well you sure you dont need any help?"
Melly:"Yeah."
Nick:"Ok then talk to ya later.(slowly drives off staring at the others at the river.Melly walks over to them.)
Freddie:"What did you tell him?"
Melly:"That we had a flat tire."
Britney:"We do?!?! I cant take this pressure!!(whines and jumps up and down)"
Melly: "*sigh* No Britney..I just told him that...Hey where's youre crown?"(Britney starts screaming bloody murder)
Freddie:"It mustve fell off in the water."
Justin:" Ill get it."

Justin jumps in the water and sees the crown laying on the man's arm. He reaches and gets the crown just as the man's eyes open and tries to grab ahold of Justin but he manages to escape.