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This month we interviewed HedDoc for our player profile. Hope you like to read about gruesome things. Go on, read the interview. I can't believe someone loves to carve up people.

 

you ready to be tortured?

haha! always....

take a deep breath

k....can I exhale too?

yeah, you can do that. exhale slowly

oh good

where are you from?

I'm from The Netherlands, a tiny but *not* insignificant country in Europe, in the middle-south region, as far as you can divide it in regions :)

were you born in the Netherlands?

Yes, 100% Dutch (and proud of it ;)

how come you know English so well? is English the primary language there?

No, Dutch is...lol....but everyone here knows English in a more or lesser degree. Oh, hm, well, I think because we start rather early with it. I read a lot of books in English, because they were cheaper than the Dutch version ;)

how about your family? how many brothers and sisters do you have?

I have 2 brothers and 1 sister, my eldest brother is on channel also sometimes (bor)

bor...did he ever play madlib?

Sure, but he's not on as much as I am

is he as nice as you are?

lol, I don't know how nice I am, but I sure am fond of him!

awww, so you get along with your brothers and sister. what about your parents? do you get along with them?

Oh yes, although I don't see them a whole lot...they're both retired, and travel a lot!

you know, it's really good to hear about families that are close. it kind of touches my heart

Yes, it does, doesn't it? I'm happy to have a family like that :) We have our problems sometimes, like everyone does, but no big problems :)

is the weather nice there right now?

oh, right now it is! At the moment about 75 to 80 F. I always have to remember converting, we use Celsius ;)

have the windows open?

Sure, like some fresh air :)

how old are you?

I'm 37

just a baby you are

Too old to be childish, but I just like being that sometimes :)

are you seeing anyone at the moment? someone from the channel may be interested

No, right now I'm as single as can be.

do you have any pets?

Alas no, I can't take care of them the way I should :( I'm away long hours, so they'd be alone mostly.

I heard you have a brand new job that you will be starting soon. Tell us about it.

Oh yes! I'm very excited about that! Right now I'm still doing my residency in clinical pathology, but I'll be finished end of this year. The job I got is more to the north of the country, and there I'll be a fully licensed pathologist, and staff member at a hospital. I will start there earlier then the end of the year, though :)

what exactly is clinical pathology?

Ah, a clinical pathologist examines tissue and cell samples to establish a diagnosis of disease. That's the biggest part of the job. We have lots of contacts with the other specialists, because mostly they need our diagnosis to treat the patient properly.

um, are these tissues and cell samples taken from live people?

oh yes, live people :) We also do autopsies, but that's only about 5% of the job.

we'll get to the autopsy issue in a moment. you said you are doing your residency now. what is the most common disease you see now?

Oh, we see everything a person can get....lol

is there one disease more prevalent than another?

Of course the most worrisome diagnosis cancer of any tissue. Well, I think as most people do know, colon cancer and breast cancer are rather common.

would cancer be the most common that you see?

no, we see a lot of benign diseases too, and even the common wart :)

LOL, that's good to hear.

yes, it's not all misery :)

how many autopsies have you performed?

oh, I think about 350 so far.

have you ever had a patient wake up during an autopsy?

NO!!!!! I would've gone running and screaming!!!!!!

or how about you thought the person was dead when in fact he wasn't?

lol, no, we're rather meticulous in making sure they're really gone ;)

how long have you been playing madlib?

Hm, lemme think, I figure from last year september or october. That's when I started losing my sanity ;)

you just started playing madlib this past september? wow! thought you were an old pro! haha

Hahaha! No way!

old maybe, but no pro?

_kitten_ ducks

hey! Watch it! lol, no pro at all!

I know, I really need to respect my elders

Huh, if I recall correctly, you're older than me! :P

oh shaddup Hedley!

_kitten_ smiles

heh, truth hurts, eh?

shaddup again! naw, I'm proud of my age

what answer of yours that you can remember got the most votes?

Oh, I really can't recall...I never did get a whole load of votes on one answer :)

but you win so often. you really are a good player

Aw....thank you :) But I collect votes slowly but steadily sometimes...But mostly I'm surprised myself when I win ;)

me too! I meant, surprised when I win, not when you win!

_kitten_ ducks

lol *thwack*

ouch!

do you think it depends on the warped senses of humor of the other players?

Oh, there sure is a difference in crowds, but I don't really study that...You know, madlib is supposed to be just for fun, and I really don't care that much about winning :) And fun I have!

I like the conversation that goes on in the channel and meeting new people

Yes, that's the thing I like most too, and then of course the libs....I can laugh so hard about some! For sure, it's a great place to talk to people, and everyone has something interesting :)

you said you are a busy lady, but what do you do in your free time, other than playing madlib?

I love reading, and I do a lot of horseback riding. And, I recently bought in-line skates :) Apart from that, I love to have friends over, and go out.

what kind of books do you like to read?

All kinds, I'm a sucker for reading :) At the moment I'm reading pc books...trying to solve the mystery of the computer ;)

good luck on that, Hed. don't know if that mystery will ever be solved. LOL

Don't think so either, but one has to try!

now how about this in-line skating, have you tried it yet?

I decided to do that because I need some exercise...sitting on my bum all day behind a microscope doesn't do much for that ;) I really liked it!

you said you like to go out with your friends. where do you go to have a good time in the Netherlands?

Oh, you can find it everywhere! There are lots of cafes and little restaurants in every town! Of course, what people think of mostly, is Amsterdam, to not even mention the red light district there...lol

**Here comes some sex talk. If you don't want to read it, scroll down. I don't see you scrolling....**

oh, tell me about the Dutch television. are they really that risque?

Ah, well, if you want to watch erotic programs, or programs that give plain understandable sexual education, yes, we are quite open about that. Which I think is good, btw...we are one of the countries with the least teen pregnancies.

that's what I have heard that television is more open as far as 'erotic' programming goes

does your television promote safe sex?

Yes, very much so! Very wise :)

**End of sex talk**

what words of wisdom would you like to share with the other madlib players

Hm....lemme see...

HedDoc checks her wisdom nucleus in her brain ;)

I think the most important thing is to remember that madlib is supposed to be fun...

So don't get too touchy, and try to get along with the rest :)

Oh, and of course...be honest!

honest? what's that? LOL

hehe :)

 

Special thanks to HedDoc for taking time out of her busy life of cutting up people and sampling tissues and cells from the human body to be interviewed.


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