HI and welcome to my mailbag of fun where I will answer your questions pertaining to this webpage! You could also leave comments and such. Yes, you could just go and leave a comment in the guestbook but hey, let's face it, no one really reads or signs it. Plus, you won't get feedback from a guestbook.
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Who am I? Well it's me, Mustadio, you idiots! I oughtta piss all over you all!!!
*Hem!!*
Anyway, lets reach into the mailbag and see what we have today.
12/01/00---Well holy son of a ************! That was one long break I had here...and it was going so good until SOMEONE decided to send a dopey letter! URgh!! I tell you I'm being overworked these days!!! Dah...at least its only one letter...lesse...
Dear Mustadio,
Hi, how are you? For some reason, I never saw any final fantasy tactics
fanart, fanfiction, etc, internet or otherwise, so when i found this site, i
was really happy. I especially liked the fanfiction,and the "days of the
academy" story, although i was sad to see there was only 3 chapters. when
will more chapters be added? and who is koko-chan? i hope you add more to the
story soon. Anyways, i think your site is really cool, but i have a few
questions/comments.
1. While reading some of the fanfiction (as well as crono's 'days of the
academy' story), they mentioned some characters i never heard about
(specifically, david, alicia, rad, rose, and lavian). who are they? (they're
not secret characters, are they?)
2. On the main page, where'd you get that tidbit about the pudding cup? i
think its cute. did you just make it up? i was lol when i first saw it.
3. This is kinda stupid, but why does delita always call ramza "ram-chan"? I
know all about the japanese suffixes like "chan" and "kun" and "sama", but
when you say chan, it is used when referring to a small/cute child, person,
or pet. it can also be used as an intimate thingie for couples. i guess you
could use it also for people you've known for a long time (i.e. childhood
friends, like in Ranma 1/2:Ran-chan and Ucchan), although it sounds strange
for a boy to use chan on another boy his own age. (i keep thinking delita's
gay or something)
anyway, thanks for your time, and i'd really appreciate it if you answered my
questions(the first one at least. that one's really buggin' me)
Bye!
Aya
Uhhh damn...my brain still hasn't fully awoken yet from that long nap...ok where to start...ok first things first...WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME like its my site? Huh? does it look like I run this junk factory here? HUH HUH???? All I do is WRITE the damn mailbag and answer pathetic littl questions from pathetic little people like you!! confound it!! If you wanna know so badly, ASK CRONO-CHAN. Now to answer your questions.
4/18/00-------Well, what, is this damn mailbag like PMS or something? A stupid letter every month? Dang!!! Anywho, today's letter sack is short, so lemme get straight to the chase...I got some chocolate bunnies to devour!
To the Almighty Musatdio
Am I the ony person on the net who likes your mail bag???? if theres any thing wrong with it, it because of certain idiots. well any way, keep kickn' ass!!!
First of all, I gotta hand it to you, I love the way you addressed me...now bow down and kiss my feet you inferior being!! *hem* I don't give a flying rat's ass who likes my mailbag or not; if you kids don't like it, then STOP WRITING, ya hear me? Saves me a lot of labor of having to answer these pathetic attempts to humilate me. As I said, nothing is damn wrong with my mailbag. Certain idiots? What'sa matter, boy, too chicken to name people? Oh yeah..forgot..Crono edited the letter because she didn't want any verbal wars on her page...bwa hahahaha! How ridiculous!! And that's right! I kick ass! And if you keep writing me stupid letters like this, I'll kick your ass!! Fair enough? Now kiss my feet some more, boy!
4/18/00 --------well crabs...another letter today...don't they ever stop? I tell you it's like PMS...you get a few bad stuff every month. >__< Ok, lets see what this letter brings.
Dear Mustadio
Hey. How are you? I'm just wanting to ask something. Has Crono given up on her fanfic, or something? I'm just wondering. But anyways, thanks. By the way, do you know how to get some of these complaining people away from their computer? I read some of these e-mails that you get, and some of them are vulgar or plain stupid. But, thanks.
Well well well...someone actually asks how I'm doing! Hmph! You kids out there should have some respect for me!! To get to your question...why doesn't Crono finish her fanfic? Hell, the question would be more like "Why the hell doesn't Crono get up her lazy ass and update more?" The fanfic section has left poor old Ramzy dry with visitors! Nothing new has come in...and don't even get me started on that fanart gallery! A new piece of art came in today and I realized it's been a year since anyone made anything for Crono *gets whacked* Ahhh..ok ok I'm exaggerating! But why the hell do you ask me these things? Do I look like the damn page owner?? As for the complaining people, they have issues...BIG issues. Their only way of letting psychological problems off their chests is by bombarding me with stupid little mails. If I could send these to every person in the mental institution, the hell, their wards would be overcrowded with patients. Hmph. If you don't like the mails here, STOP READING THEM. Simple as that.
THESE ARE THE LETTERS FROM THE MONTH OF JUNE AND JULY. YOU CAN READ PREVIOUS LETTERS FROM EACH MONTH, JUST CLICK ON THE LINK AND FOLLOW AND HAPPY READING YOU SCUMS :>
Letters from February to March of 2000
Letters from June to September of '99
Letters from the month of April of '99
Letters from the month of March '99
Past letters from the time the page began
Well folks, that's all the mail I recieved so far, keep sending it in! Please send your questions and comments to the Mailbag and I'll be happy to read it and answer your questions on the net! Please address the subject as Mustadio's Mail. Until next time, adios!!!
1. Obviously you've never played the game through, huh? OTHERWISE YOU'D KNOW WHO THESE CHARACTERS ARE. Damnit. Don't ya remember that fat little boy who joined you after Delita robbed Ovelia away in chapter 2? Why that was fat Rad! And the two little sexy knights with Agrias are Lavian and Alicia. As for the others...*grins evilly* Yes my dear, they are secret characters. What ya gotta do to get them is get to Chapter 4 without saving even once, then when your about to enter the first battle of that chapter, reset your playstation 3 times, then turn it on. You should see that you are back in chapter 1 or wherever you last saved. Then just repeat step one and two and eventually your PSX WILL BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE AND SHUT YOU UP WITH THOSE RETARDED QUESTIONS!!
2. That pudding cup is Crono-chan's idea. You don't like it, shove a cup up your ***.
3. ....brain overload...brain overload...
THERE i answered your questions now let me return to my slumber!! Hear me?? DON'T YOU KIDS BE SENDING ME ANY LONG LETTERS OR I'LL RIP EM UP AND USE EM AS TOILET PAPER!! GRRR...THE GREAT MUSTADIO HAS SPOKEN*falls asleep again*
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