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Malice is a clan in Runescape, this site is best when grooving to tha 
mad beats of Deftones and Korn - Wicked, available for download now!
And vote for us so we can get some goddamn publicity!  Geez

10:17 PM August 23, 2002

Yay! The search submission finally got through, and we're available for search on google. Just type in malice+runescape+clan, and there we are. Well it's big news to me, goddamn it! Fine, see if I care when your site gets into google. I also got a new email address, it's god@malice.tk, so email me if you want.

8:07 PM August 23, 2002

So school is in full swing, and if I don't stop dicking around I'm not going to graduate, so don't expect major updates except on the weekends. So yeah... umm... yeah. That's it, I guess, this was a pretty boring update, haha.

9:34 PM August 19, 2002

I just started school, and the visions already started. Goddamn it, I sure hope I don't regain my sanity any time soon, or the site will be dead. I watched Black Knight tonight, and I wrote a review for it. Great movie! Umm, so unless you wanna hear me bitch some more, that's it for tonight.

5:18 PM August 18, 2002

I thought the Rachael Leigh Cook thing was missing a little... umpf, so I made it interactive. You can click any of the candles or images for lovely pictures starring the girl of my dreams, Rachael. Have fun, I know I did.

10:15 PM August 17, 2002

New forum online, so I'm very happy, since it's ad free, and I just put up a little compilation of Rachael Leigh Cook stuff, it's small now, but more are coming. If you wanna know where I got the pics, send me a comment with your email and I'll send you the links, or ask in the forum. Mmm... Rachael...

12:55 PM August 17, 2002

4:02 PM August 16, 2002

Allies list updated to show our new alliance with w00t clan and our war with Relic clan, so they can all be happy or go to hell, respectively. 3 updates in 3 minutes, a new record!

4:01 PM August 16, 2002

Members page is online 1 minute after the last update, how's that for commitment? Probably a lot, I'd say! Anyway, all you punk bitches who want to take us now know who we are, so there. I'm looking at you Relic, don't think I can't see your scrawny ass.

4:00 PM August 16, 2002

It's been a while, but this segment makes up for it. Greater Demon made an appearance on Regis and Kelly and if you (of course) missed it, here are some highlights. New stuff later tonight or tomorrow, keep the faith, brethren, our homeworld approaches!

4:30 PM August 12, 2002

There's a new article online, M!Online's shocking gossip column reveals what's going on with Britney Spears and Greater Demon. Article is good, but the pictures are hilarious! More funny if you read the mnn article first

11:40 PM August 12, 2002

There's an article in funny crap in MNN style submitted by Matt Jackson, aka xnarxiceman, it's pretty funny, but I maintain that I was never given subliminal advertising as per Viagra, I was all over that shit before I started playing rune.

10:00 PM August 11, 2002

New forum online, much nicer, POST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! That's about it.

9:00 PM August 9, 2002

New funny crap online! This is one of my better works. Article exposing the truth about the disappearance of the Greater Demon. Enjoy you ingrates, I haven't slept in days.

2:00 PM August 8, 2002

Tons of updates! New menu bar makes navigating the site fun! Plus, it gives me room to put all my funny crap in one place, and give a place for you to leave suggestions. I finally finished rune stuff, and put in a makeshift members page. And on top of that, I made a bunch of cosmetic changes, so enjoy, cause I still have a major social disorder, and you reap the benefits!

12:00 PM August 7, 2002

I've got a great thing up today, it's an article about alt-f4, I thought it was fricking hilarious, but I guess that's because I made it. Anyway, pray nobody sues me, I don't think it's illegal. I hope to get a lot more spoof pages like this up in the future, I'm gonna take a nap or some shit.

8:00 PM August 6, 2002

The allies and enemies section is finally online, eat your veggies :)

5:20 PM August 6, 2002

I am very happy to announce that after a 2 hour long struggle, we are now popup free on spite.cjb.net. Yes, I know, I'm a complete loser whose idea of a social life is struggling with javascript... SCREW YOU, YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!

Our fearless leader Psychlonic just gave me the code, and I posted it, it's pretty freaking funny, if you're into whips and chains and crap like that. Have fun! New content!

I finally finished positions.htm, and I made a few more changes to the graphics, which should help loading times. Umm, I dreamt of Rachael Leigh Cook last night, she's really hot in that red hair from "Josie and the Pussycats." *sigh*

So, there won't be any updates today except some cosmetic crap, but expect a really great one tomorrow. And by great I mean just like all the other shit, but there's one I'm rather looking forward to seeing. I guess we'll all have to see how that pans out. Back to screwing around.

Oh how I long for the caress of a woman... umm... so I uploaded some more crap onto the site, the us>positions.htm is working. Back to oogling chicks.htm *sigh*

Well, I got the forum back to working (dumb luck), and I'm gonna try to get some new crap online tonight, wish me luck!

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FORUM?!? If you get it working, good for you, but meanwhile I'm gonna look around for someone more reliable. By the way, I'm glad to see the submissions is working.

Dammit, I fell asleep last night before I could upload, but now I'm up really freaking early. "chicks.htm" is online, it was kind of an afterthought, but I think it pans out well. Post any pictures you'd like me to add to the section in the forum.

The "enroll" link is now working, w00t w00t. The first shameless advertisement on the site thus far, let's hope for substantially less of this

*Maniacal laugh* I finally got the forum working after some disturbing errors with the frame, now I can start working on the other links.

The site is starting to look semi-functional, but like 90% of the links don't work. That's cool, though, because I have high hopes.

This bitch spit-shined by Webmaster Anomolous. Take what you want, see if I care