Torgo's Shack
Welcome to...
TORGO'S SHACK
NEW!
(The heartwarming story of a man and his dog... and Torgo)
Hello, there. I am Torgo. I take care of the place while The Master is away. I don't know if you should enter... after all, The Master would not approve, but Torgo likes you, so if you promise not to bother the dead, I mean sleeping, people hanging in the backyard, I will let you in and fix you a nice pizza. Ah, yes! Pizza. How about a nice large sausage?
Please excuse the mess. We just moved in; none of the furniture is here yet, so you'll have to sleep on the carpet. Just ignore the rodents and insects; they won't hurt you.
YOUR OPTIONS:
THE TORGO FAQ
You've got questions? I've got answers. Please read this before e-mailing me, or I might have to do something craaaazy.
TORGO'S PIZZA PALACE
A series of fiction following our Torgo's misadventures in his nice little pizza parlor. No matter how long delivery takes, your pizza's still hot, guaranteed! Don't ask why; just accept it.
TORGO'S QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Drop by and answer my latest sorry excuse for an insightful survey question. Your choices are unlimited; say whatever you want. New question every Friday at 11 pm.
THE AMAZING BLINKING PAGE!
Don't even bother with this if you don't have Netscape. Unless you're really curious, and if you are, I pity you.
CONTACT TORGO!
Get some useful advice from the man himself. Got problems? Torgo can help; he used to be a psychiatrist, but he hasn't been the same since THE CRASH. (And just remember: Everybody huuuuuurts... sometimes.)
TORGO'S NO-TOPIC MESSAGE BOARD!
Discuss anything you want, whenever you want, as long as you don't get outta line! 'Cause when you do, Torgo will have to be MEAN!!!!
LINKS
This page contains, of all things, links. Wanna get your site listed here? Let me know! I'll give you some publicity (sort of).
COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT
The one and only place to vent your hatred of my page! Not only do you get to insult me, you also get a pointless response from me on this little page. What a deal!
people have accidentally stumbled upon this web page since June 18, 1998.
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