Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?
To practice. |
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"Now, doctor, isn't it true that, when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" asked a lawyer in court |
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What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good. |
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation. |
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. |
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What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a
crooked lawyer?
Chelsea. |
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What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. |
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How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories. |
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