There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. |
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| Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in
front of you, and the fastest are those behind. |
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| After a long day on the course, the exasperated golfer turned to his caddy and said, "You must be the absolute worst caddy in the world!"
"No, I don't think so," said the caddy. "That would be
too much of a coincidence." |
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"Sir, you've just aced the eighteenth hole."
"Wow! That's great!"
"Not really. We're on the fourteenth hole." |
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
....Greg Norman |
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"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs"
....David Coleman |
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