International Politics: Links to outside pages

News Sources:

We like to think we still have a few students who can read. However, to be fair to international students and demographic realities, the age level of the news has been greatly reduced

World Weekly News: This is a basic introduction for our first year students who's school neglected to actually teach them anything. It covers American news mostly.

Le Connard: A French Newspaper. It's in a funny language so we don't really understand what it covers, but we assume there's something to do with politics. Did we spell that title right?

Alternative Competitors for those not accepted into our reputable Polytechnic:

Really, there is no comparison! We are the oldest, best, and most accommodation department of our kind around. Sure there may be older departments that teach exactly the same thing in a much better way, but they use a different title don't they! We were the first ones to call ourselves "Department of Global Conquest and Guerrilla Warfare" and that's what makes us special!

If you are a competitor who'd like to be listed here, tough luck! We're not going to make it any easier for you to steal our potential customers!

OK, if you insist, we'll do reciprocal links to similar departments in other countries, just don't expect us to say nice things about you.

Recommended journals:

Um, don't go around reading people's journals and diaries! What if there's something personal in them!?

Oh, you wanted academic journals! We don't publish many journals at the moment, Colorado terrorists blew up our printing press.

Come back when we've recovered and got ourselves organised into a well trained militia.

CCN: The Camp Campus News, a student union paper that tries to be a journal sometimes by publishing student essays.

The Dragon's Daily Breath Mint: The official University journal. The only reason we're listing this tripe is because our own department's press is jammed up by terrorist activities.