These are the results from the contest for acronyms. We are now taking ideas for the next contest. You can e-mail us with your idea.

PARENTAL AUTHORITIES WORST NIGHTMARE
PUSSY'S ALL WE NEED
PEOPLE ARE WORTH NOTHING
POT, ALCOHOL, WOMEN NIGHTLY
PINK AND WHITE NEGLIGE
PUNK ALWAYS WINS NARCOTICS
PINK ASS WIPES NAUGHTILY
PAUL'S ASS WINS NEVER
PHAT ASSES WEARING NIGHTIES
PUSSY AND WET NOOKIE
PROMOTE ANAL WARTS NOW
Perhaps Ass Wants Nookie
Pout And Win Nookie
Perhaps Anus Was Nasty
Please Always Wait Nude
Post Anal Whimpering Noise
Play Around Water Nude
PUNK AND WINO NEGOTIATIONS
PUSHING AWAY WEDDED NYMPHOS
POKE ANOTHER WEENIE NEEDLE
PUBLISH ALL WORKING NUGGETS
PLEASE ACT WRONG NOW
PLANT A WINNING NOTION
POTABLE ACTION WATER NEEDED
PROBABLY AT WALLY'S NOODLE
PUSHERS ACTUALLY WIN NOTHING
PENIS' ATTEMPT WALKING NEVER
PAUL ALWAYS WANTS NECROPHELIA
PROGRAM A WOMAN NAKED
POINT AT WISCONSIN'S NAVEL
PRICE ALL WHITE NIPPLES
PROMOTE AMBIGUITY WHILE NAPPING
PROMISE ANAL WEDDING NIGHTS
PUSSY AND WEED NEEDED
PHUNK AND WEEZER NO
PILLS ARE WINNING NOTHING
PAUL ALWAYS WANTS NOOKIE
PAWN ARE WHITE NIGGERS
PREDOMINATLY A WET NOODLE
PANSY ASS WANKING NERDS
PAUL AIN'T WORTH NOTHING

*Note: first five do not count in contest. They belong to the band. Any other acronym is not stated by a band member. We assume no responsiblity for anything, so if you don't like it, I guess that's your problem!

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