Leave sticky handprints on photographs Develop rashes that look far worse than they are Carry a newborn brother or sister when no one is looking Insist on your own ice cream cone – not just a lick of someone else’s Never believe an adult who tells you a plate, teapot radiator is hot – insist on investigating for yourself, then crying as though it’s their fault Develop a special cry for real emergencies Sneeze without due care and attention Learn to open child safety locks Jam your baby walker behind the door Refuse to eat your dinner, yet have room for dessert Suck the label Dribble in other people’s drinks Block the toilet with laundry Prefer a cassette to mummy reading a story Turn off the television when they’re watching the news Top Page 3 Page 5 Naughty Babies Page Main Page