Never go out without your comforter Never allow your dirtiest soft toy to be washed Crayon in story books Go organic – eat mud Start a collection of sharp objects Play with peas on your plate – don’t under any circumstances eat them Stick marbles up your nose Tear covers off magazines Play with wrapping paper and ignore the presents Ask for potty after the event Invent new names for things and insist on using them until the wholefamily is doing it
Learn to feign injury Pull at loose joins in the wallpaper Never be seen in clothes handed down from a child of the opposite sex Don’t speak if pointing will do 
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