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Naughty Babies
We all start our passage through life as babies. Like it or not, we’ve all been there, and when we come to have children ourselves, we encounter the same frustrations and make the same mistakes as all other parents, including our own. If a baby were writing his or her own manual, describing how best to embarrass or try the patience of the most switched-on parent, the following would result. The coming instructions are just a few of the inevitable infuriation’s babies cause as they learn the boundaries of social behavior and push their parents near the ends of tethers they had no idea could be so long. The pages may serve as preparation for the unsuspecting new parent, but is probably no more practicals than any affectionate tribute to the ingenuity and inventiveness of those who shall inherit our future. Thank goodness they all – eventually – grow up!

The following pages on babies covers the early toddling years, up to about three and a half, when most children are canny enough to have become mini-adults in their own right – they certainly expect to be treated as such. The instructions themselves are not arranged in any particular order – babies develop at different rates, and some will talk before they can walk, or draw on the wallpaper before they embark on potty training, or cut their first teeth before they sleep through the night.

So, hope you’ll enjoy your time reading those funny & humorous instructions….. *____*
Please click on the images to view the instructions..!!
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