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Jokes may appear to be kinky or pervert one way or the other, so for those who doesnt like these kind of joke, better find something else to do. Because you're gonna miss all the excitement. last word from me..enjoy! and do tell your friends some of these jokes...

 

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joke 5

  Kedua-dua orang ni tak boleh jumpa, mesti bergaduh. Masing-masing kata dia yang lebih Islamic.Mat Umno tu cabar, kalau betul PAS tu benar, mana bukti dalam Qur'an yang ada sebut PAS. Pakcik PAS tu cakap, "memanglah tak ada ". 
Mat Umno tu dengan bangga bercakap, "Dalam Qur'an ada sebut, Ya aiyuhallazi na Amanu. Maknanya wahai orang-orang Umno". 
Pakcik PAS tu mengucap panjang, "memang sah orang Umno ni tak sekolah agama".

 

joke 6

  Masa jambatan Pulau Pinang dalam peringkat cadangan - Confidential, Samy Vellu dah pecah lubang kat Indian Contractor from Tamil Nadu. So, dia bawak Indian Contractor tu jumpa Dr. M. 
Dr. M tanya teknik macamana yang depa nak pakai untuk buat jambatan tu. Samy Vellu menyampuk, katanya "They will have two construction teams, one will construct from the island and one from the main land and the bridge should meet at the middle. It is faster and very latest technology, sir". 
Dr. M kurang yakin dan bertanya lagi, "If they miss the alignment and never meet at the middle, what will happen". 
At this point the Indian Contractor menyampuk, "You are lucky sir, you will get two bridges". 

 

joke 7

  Seorang budak lelaki berumur 6 tahun baru belajar pasal syurga di tadika. Kata cikgu "syurga tu di bawah tapak kaki ibu". 
Bila balik aje ke rumah, dia terus mencari ibunya. 
Kebetulan pada waktu itu, ibunya baru je keluar dari bilik mandi, berkemban dengan tuala. 
Budak tu terus pergi menerpa kaki ibunya dan cuba meneliti tapak kaki ibunya. 
"Tak ada pun syurga, kata cikgu syurga ada kat tapak kaki ibu", kata budak tu. 
Lepas tu dia terlihat something di celah peha ibunya. "Eh apa benda tu ibu ?". 
Ibunya mencekak pinggang lalu menjawab, " Haaa! Itu la syurga BAPAK kamu!"

 

joke 8

  James Bond comes out of British Airways at KLIA, goes to his waiting driver and says "I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you"

For which the driver replies 
"I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you...". 

     

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