Jokes

Jokes may appear to be kinky or pervert one way or the other, so for those who doesnt like these kind of joke, better find something else to do. Because you're gonna miss all the excitement. last word from me..enjoy! and do tell your friends some of these jokes...

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joke 13

  Mengikut cerita, ada seorang Mat Saleh yang sesat di padang pasir. Oleh kerana terlalu lama tak tengok perempuan, maka tengok donkey pun dia naik steam. Dia cuba kejar donkey tu untuk melepaskan nafsunya tapi tak dapat-dapat hingga ke petang. Bila petang sama-sama letih hingga tertidur sampai keesokan hari. 
Esok harinya, Mat Saleh tu terjaga dahulu. Donkey masih tidur kerana terlalu letih. Dia ambil peluang nak memperkosa donkey tu, tapi malangnya donkey tu bergerak kehadapan bila terasa benda bulat tajam. Mat Saleh tu masih tak putus asa sampailah mereka ke satu tempat. Di tempat itu ada seorang Minah Saleh yang sesat, dah lama tak jumpa lelaki. Minah tu offer "What can I do to help you. I will do anything".
Mat Saleh tu senyum " Yes Maam. Could you hold the donkey for me please. I have been trying for two days to make love with the donkey".

joke 14

  Seorang budak kecil sedang memanjat pokok mangga ditepi rumahnya, tetiba dibawahnya melintas penghulu kampung tersebut sambil memandang ke atas. "Masyaallah" Tok penghulu tersebut tetiba bersuara dan menyuruh budak kecil tersebut turun. Setelah budak kecil itu turun, Tok penghulu memarahi beliau. 
Tok penghulu : "Hey budak, lain kali kalau nak memanjat pokok, pakai seluar dalam dulu. Tak senonoh betul ".Tok penghulu tersebut memberikan wang RM5.00 dan menyuruh budak itu membeli seluar dalam. Setelah pulang ke rumah,budak tersebut menceritakan segala-nya kepada emaknya.
  Esok pagi-pagi lagi,emak budak tersebut pula memanjat pokok tersebut tanpa memakai seluar dalam. Dalam hatinya berkata "kalau anak aku boleh dapat RM5.00, aku yang dah besar ni, 
koman-koman boleh dapat RM20.00" Seperti semalam, tok penghulu sekali lagi melintas kawasan tersebut sambil memandang ke atas."Masyaallah" sekali lagi tok penghulu terkejut dan memanggil emak budak tersebut turun. Dengan hati yang gembira kerana perangkapnya untuk mendapat RM20.00 akhirnya hampir menjadi kenyataan, 
Tok penghulu berkata : "Kamu dengan anak kamu sama saja, dah tahu nak panjat pokok, pakai lah seluar dalam... tak senonoh betul. 
Selepas selesai membebel Tok penghulu menyeluk poketnya dan mengambil 
wang lalu berkata:- 

"Nah 5 kupang, pergi beli pisau cukur" 

joke 15

  Just after the Indonesian maid had been fired, she took five Ringgit from her purse and threw it to Lucky, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, she answered:

"I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!"

joke 16

  After the baby was born, the panicked Chinese father went to see the obstetrician. 
"Doctor Bala," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." 
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?" 
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month." 
"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust

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