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Jokes Jokes
may appear to be kinky or pervert one way or the other, so
for those who doesnt like these kind of joke, better
find something else to do. Because you're gonna miss all
the excitement. last word from me..enjoy! and do tell
your friends some of these jokes...
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Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting "Not this man!!".
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I gave you, then maybe I will give you a chance!".
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyoh, long number. Don't Purplely disturb people and don't call Black la ok?"
joke
18
Miss America, Miss Australia, and Miss Singapore are the finalists of a beauty contest. The
judges are asking 4 questions to the finalists. The 1st question
was, "Name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter L." Miss America is as confident as ever, and replies straight
away:" lamp" Miss Australia replies: "light bulb". Miss Singapore is not too sure, she finally says:
"...ladio...". Then the judges say: "Sorry, radio doesn't start with letter L!".
The 2nd question was," Name me an animal starting with the letter L." Miss America says
confidently:" lion"
and Miss Australia says: "leopard". Miss Singapore isn't too sure again....she says:
"...labbit..."
The judges say: "Sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter
L. "Now, for the 3rd question," Name me a fruit starting with the letter
L. "Miss America says: "lime". Miss Australia says: "lemon"
Now Miss Singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident about it and says:
"Liew lian!!!" The judges shook their heads, but nevertheless proceeded to the final question:
"Name me a part of the human body that begins with the letter L".Miss America says: "Lung"
Miss Australia says: "ermm...liver.". Miss Singapore grins and says.... "LAN CIAU?"
joke
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Ada sorang nenek tu, gi melawat anak pompuan dia. Anak pompuan dia dah kawin, so duduk rumah lain. nenek tu sampai kat rumah anak dia, nenek tu tekejut. Sebab anak dia tengah bebogel, nenek tanya,
"apsal kau bogel ni?"pompuan tu
jawab,"ini saya punya love dress, nak sambut husband balik kerja.." nenek tu
kata.."oohh.." Dah habis ngumpat ngan anak dia, nenek pun baliklah. sampai rumah nenek tengok jam belum pukul 5.00pm so nenek kata
"Sempat ni kalau aku bogel dan menyambut ketibaan pulang suami aku
nih.."so, nenek pun bogel, tunggu husband dia. bila atuk balik, atuk pun tepanjatlah, atuk kata
"eyyy woman, wasup with u bebogel ni?" nenek kata, " Ini i punya Love Dress for u.."and datuk kata....
"Wooaa.....please, pegi iron dululah.."
joke
20
Hadi ke masjid maghrib tuh utk dgr tazkirah dari Tok
Guru. Tok Guru tu bagitau pahala "bersama dengan isteri" di malam - malam sunat, pahalanya sama dengan membunuh kapir di dalam peperangan.
Hadi balik lalu bagitau Rina, isterinya dengan 'niat'.... Jam 12:00 mlm tersedar...sekali lagi
Hadi ajak Rina untuk "bunuh kapir". Jam 03:00 pagi tersedar lagi, ajak sekali lagi nak "bunuh kapir". Dalam diam-diam,
Rina terfikir, agaknya pahala tu dapat pada orang yang mengajak saja, diapun teringin nak pahala juga...jam 05:00 pagi, dikejutkan
Hadi...
"Bang, jom "bunuh kapir".....Hadi poon rebah lalu
berkata
"kalau macam ni, bukan kapir aja mati, abang pun mati lah kalau camni...."
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