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(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing guy in "Deliverance") 9- Theres a slight difference in our ages (You are one jurassic geezer) 8- I'm not attracted to you in "that" way (You are the ugliest man I've ever laid eyes upon) 7- My life is too complicated right now (I dont want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from the other guys I'm seeing) 6- I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerrys) 5- I don't date men where I work (Hey buddy, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building) 4- It's not you, it's me (It's not me, it's you) 3- I'm concentrating on my carrer (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you) 2- I'm celibate (I've sworn off only the men like you) 1- Let's be friends (I want you to stay around so I can tell you inexcruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing) |
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(You're ugly) 9- Theres a slight difference in our ages (You're ugly) 8- I'm not attracted to you in "that" way (You're ugly) 7- My life is too complicated right now (You're ugly) 6- I've got a girlfriend (You're ugly) 5- I don't date women where I work (You're ugly) 4- It's not you, it's me (You're ugly) 3- I'm concentrating on my career (You're ugly) 2- Im celibate (You're ugly) 1- Let's be friends (You're definitely ugly) |
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